A $10, 000 (that's not a typo) bronze sculpture of the Three Billy Goats Gruff and their lurking nemesis, the Troll under the bridge.
It's 2'6'' x 2'2" x 2'2" so you'll need either a large (and very sturdy) table in a large house, or the perfect spot in your fairly large garden. Personally, I think this should be somewhere public where we can all enjoy it!
You can find more details about it HERE. Merry shopping!